Yeah, I’m a woman. But give me a week without shaving and that statement will be questionable.
Do you think the elephant will have the same fate as the unicorn?
The best part about working on the Hershey's account? Filling my mouth with candy! The worst part? Filling my ass with fat.
Car parts? I can’t even talk about my own parts!
I’ll start saving for a home when I can remember where I live.
I knew my high school English teacher hated me when she told me to sign up for ESL.
But I'm not ugly enough for radio!
Is it weird that I write for Tetley with my pinky up?
What’s wrong with making a deposit with a ski mask on? It's cold out!
My boss kinda scares me, so I sent him an e-blast.
I heard that talking to your plants helps them grow. I just never know what to say.
Oh, if only brown girls could blush.